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Ese 13 se lo recuerda, mientras que el 45 lo lleva a pensar en Hiroshima y el 49, en el autob\u00fas con el que enfila cada d\u00eda el taller de Benetton en el que cose etiquetas para polos que, como su vida, son una imitaci\u00f3n. Porque no puede cobrar aunque tiene 90 d\u00edas para hacerlo. En ese tiempo le tocar\u00e1 otra Primitiva: conocer\u00e1 a una periodista que, iron\u00eda extra, responde por ese nombre. Ella, que buscaba al ganador desaparecido, encontrar\u00e1 a este perdedor con el que comparte un alto d\u00e9ficit de cari\u00f1o y una pasi\u00f3n casi infantil, y por tanto genuinamente pura, por los trenes. \u00bfPero entonces por qu\u00e9 no cobra y coge uno con ella? 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