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RECETA: INGREDIENTES: 1 Abogadonovato; 1 labriego algo salido; cornudos al gusto; un ordenador, mam\u00f3n arabiar; 1 m\u00e9dico \u00abcortahuevos\u00bb; 1 atleta de \u00e9lite; 1 estraperlista, entreveradode ingenio; 4 \u00f3 5 venganzas; \u00be de incesante obsesionado; 1 delincuentemani\u00e1tico; alg\u00fan que otro rebelde, con o sin causa. ELABORACI\u00d3N: Todos estos ingredientes se saltean con una boda de la terceraedad y un chorrito de miedo al futuro. A continuaci\u00f3n se adereza con algo deirreverencia, el doble de filosof\u00eda de la m\u00e1s barata posible, una pizca (muypeque\u00f1a) de amor, y sexo y osad\u00eda (sobre todo osad\u00eda) a mansalva. Acto seguido,se introduce todo en la \u00abolla\u00bb, a la que previamente se habr\u00e1 impregnado deimaginaci\u00f3n. All\u00ed se trabaja la mezcla durante unos cuantos a\u00f1os (dependiendode lo curtidos que est\u00e9n los componentes), hasta que cada uno se vaya alojandoen su lugar correspondiente. El resultado obtenido puede verse en elinterior de este libro.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Germ\u00e1n P\u00e9rez Gonz\u00e1lez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":70724,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}}},"product_brand":[23],"product_cat":[5808,5807,5806,10812],"product_tag":[5823],"class_list":["post-18584","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_brand-epub-paradise","product_cat-ebooks","product_cat-epub","product_cat-espanol","product_cat-german-perez-gonzalez","product_tag-otros","desktop-align-center","tablet-align-left","mobile-align-center","first","instock","taxable","shipping-taxable","purchasable","product-type-variable"],"yoast_head":"\nCuentos que nunca les cont\u00e9 a mis nietos - 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