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Que igual no era por la regla, que igual era porque me hab\u00eda pasado toda la noche llorando. Llevaba tres d\u00edas sin lavarme el pelo y cinco sin salir de casa. Bueno, el domingo hab\u00eda bajado la basura, pero eso no contaba porque s\u00f3lo me hab\u00eda puesto el abrigo encima del pijama. \u00bfSab\u00e9is esas personas que iluminan una sala con su belleza y personalidad? Pues yo soy la que se apoya en el interruptor sin querer y apaga la luz. O al menos, as\u00ed me sent\u00eda. El caso es que fue verme con aquellas pintas, en el fondo de un pozo est\u00e9tico, y decirme a m\u00ed misma (\u00faltimamente hablaba mucho conmigo misma): Alba, tienes que hacer algo&#8230;\u00bb Hasta aqu\u00ed, y s\u00f3lo hasta aqu\u00ed, quiz\u00e1 encuentres parecido entre esta novela y otras \u00abde chicas\u00bb. Pero a partir de estas l\u00edneas, prep\u00e1rate porque vienen curvas. Ojo, si lees este libro en p\u00fablico corres el riesgo de que se te queden mirando cuando estalles en carcajadas descontroladas (cosa que te va a pasar casi en cada p\u00e1gina, por cierto). 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